third world diet

A diet which consists of eating and drinking nothing leading to some minor bloating which can be reversed by eating a single cracker a month.

Person 1: OH MY GOD! You look amazing! You must've lost 60 lbs in the past couple weeks! What's your secret?
Extrememly thin person 2: Oh thanks! Yah, I'm totally on the third world diet! But it gives me gas!

by mizzen June 3, 2008

third world slam dunk

This is the act of taking a shovel to scoop up a steaming pile of dog shit from your driveway, in order to relocate it so your shoes don't get shitty. After scooping up the dog shit, you throw it from across the driveway and hit the backboard of your basketball hoop.

If successful, at least one big turd will stick to the top right of the backboard.

"In order to save my Nike Airs, I did a third world slam dunk at the buzzer."

by Glimpze740 July 3, 2008

Third World

A country that has a weak government and is basicly the way it is now because of europe.

Europeans fucked up most of the world because they were and still are the most greedy people in the world.

by loca September 11, 2004

Thibault

a small french man, speaking with a weird french accent. another word for Thibault is midget.

"dude, that Thibault is such a passe-partout !"

by jfmelzahioh November 15, 2011

third week of term

Term used by ignorent student men thinking that this is the last week to pull a girl before she has her period.

The student president replied quickly to the complaint from the women's representative that the tampon machine was out of order "what does it matter, it's only the third week of term?".

by Norbert Colon September 7, 2005

Third Strings

Distant contacts when making certain illegal purchases. Usually utilized when there's a shortage in your immediate supply, causing you to have to call people you normally avoid to score from.

During the drought of December 07, Derek was forced to call some third strings.

by Wreck'D January 12, 2008

[Third] [Degree] [Rip]

Occurs sometimes when giving birth, in which the area of skin between the vagina and the anus tears as the baby moves through the vagina. It is very very painful for the mother to go through, as it leaves, instead of two orifices the mother is left with one very long hole.

Claire :My Sisters friend's sister gave birth the other day.

Sue: Really? What was it ? Boy Or Girl?

Claire : Girl, but its head was so big it left her with a Third Degree Rip!!

Sue *looks very disturbed* : Really? Thats disgusting!

by Claire Sweeney January 21, 2009