Shank

The relaxation method most commonly used by men in the bathroom. The process involves Wanking and any combination of: Showering, Shitting, or Shaving. Combining the skills requires great skill and double (Two from the 'Sh...' list) and triple (three of the 'Sh....' list) shanks have been know to be fatal.

(Man returns from bathroom on night-out)
Mate: Good Shank?
Man: Yeah, just a double though - I left my razor at home.

by Doone March 9, 2011

shank

A form of well ground weed, typically very sticky.

person: bought some weed the other day but it was shank.

by anonymous September 23, 2023

Shank

An english slang, meaning to 'fuck' someone. similar to shag

"what did you do last night?"

"shanked a few bitches, went to the bar... what didn't I do?"

by BeSmartDumbassBitch January 5, 2021

Shank

Slang for stabbing
Commonly used among chavs and roadmen

I'll shank him bruv- angry chav or roadman

by British slang translator April 14, 2020

I shank backs

What I call hispanics with no common sense.

Person 1: are you a Hispanic with no common sense.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are a "I Shank Backs"

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025

Volcano shank

Prison slang for when you tamper with your cell mate's food so they die of diarrhea and it can't be traced to you.

My word. It seems Archibald was volcano shanked. Someone get a mop.

by Pookasydi June 13, 2022

shank

noun; a particularly thick cock, verb; to shank a girl with a thick cock

as in "shank of love" or the Irish "shank o' love"

by shankster31 August 7, 2010