Taylor Swift

A white female pop star, who looks like an average white blonde skinny girl,
Sings average but makes it up with really good lyrics, better than much of the pop music nowadays.
Shady and a lil petty but has a really good relationship with her fans

People tend to say everyone hates her and that she is over but her career is still doing pretty good, considering her new album sold 1.1 million copies in 3 days, in the US alone.

Person 1: Taylor Swift is such a snake! She is over
Person 2: sure, but she is still selling more albums than your fave

by miley what's good November 15, 2017

get swifty

Shit on the floor

You need to get swifty

by Cool boi is a pretty cool dud February 18, 2018

piss and switch

To demand to go to the bathroom first, claiming that you will be faster because all you have to do is urinate, but then while you are on the toilet, you start taking a crap.

Man, when my roommate got home from the bar, I really had to go to the bathroom, but he claimed he should go first because he only had to piss, but once he got on there, I could smell him, he pulled a piss and switch, and I was stuck waiting outside the bathroom for 15 minutes!

by God Of Bread Sticks January 15, 2010

swiftboat

To bravely expose the lies and manipulations of a powerful person seeking to achieve self promotion based on a falsified personal history and thereby prevent the success of his or her deception.

It took a lot of guts to go up against the lying billionaire, but they were able to swiftboat his dreams of taking over the country.

by Bobby Farrelly August 24, 2006

Russian Switch

The Russian Switch is a common trick used in Russian Literature and by Scott Baumgartner. While the etymology of this term is somewhat ambiguous and often misunderstood, it has most commonly been associated with the act of performing a meta-switch involving the major forces of nature acting upon the conquered world. The Russian Switch cannot be realized theoretically - it must be fully actualized in an active, not passive, manner.

"I pulled the Russian Switch."

"Dude, did you just pull the Russian Switch?"

by Kyle "Sinbad" Stone February 7, 2005

Taylor Swifting

The art of laying on the floor in your room wallowing for a boy while listening to Taylor Swift.

Laura: Hey, did you do the homework?

Isabelle: No. I spent the whole day Taylor Swifting.

by Yo.Homie September 6, 2009

the Hickory Switch

While engaged in "doggy-style" sex, a man withdraws his penis from the woman's vagina, grasps it by the base of the shaft and slaps it against the woman's butt cheek, mimicking the act of corporal punishment with a hickory switch.

Instead of impregnating his wife, Ronald instead chose to finish with the Hickory Switch and stained the comforter.

by subtlecannon June 4, 2011