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Swedish Corn dog

When one or more sexual partners' genitals are covered in bread crumbs or a bread-like shell. Also known as "getting breaded"

This can be accomplished by applying base foods such as peanut butter, jelly, honey, nutella or cheez-whiz. Bread crumbs should then be generously applied for best results.
Tim - Hey man why is your bed so messy?
Bill - I still haven't cleaned up after Swedish Corn dog last night
by WereHawk January 28, 2010
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Swedish Muffin

A very sweet person
- You are such a swedish muffin!

- Thank you, you're also very sweet!
by Tubzita December 18, 2011
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Sesil

A total and complete knobhead who has no respect for others and has zero common sense or intelligence
Chloe : my boyfriend spent all day yesterday messaging other girls on snapchat whilst I was still there

You: really? Ew. He’s such a sesil!
by Urbanfucktionary February 8, 2018
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swedish t-bag

when a very large and hairy swedish man becomes worked up until he is sweating like none other. He then finds a random chick and dangles his balls over her mouth so she ends up lapping up all the sweat until she finally consumes his entire scrotum
Dude, i saw this sick ass swedish guy give this girl a swedish t-bag. I swear she drank at least a gallon of his sweat until she bit off his balls.
by m0n3y maker October 12, 2006
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Swedish HandJob

the girl fingers herself until she squirts and puts it in her hand, meanwhile the guy gives himself a handy until he cums in HIS hand. then the partners interlock their arms and lick the partners hand dry.
"Dude last night me and Cindy had a Swedish Handjob......................................................................................................best experience EVER!
by Hanken-butchin-stien June 29, 2010
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swedish callbox

A finisher to Road Head. After the main event the driver picks his nose and feeds it to the passenger.
Oh man, he's picking his nose, I hope he's going for a swedish callbox.
by Nyorgen Fjords May 13, 2005
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swenis

A term used to describe the metaphysical penis that women's rights advocates have; while some females complain that misogynistic men are always "thinking with their penis", ardent feminists are likewise "always thinking with their swenis".
"Man, I can't organize a project team at our company without some lady in a power suit whipping out her swenis and threatening to sue us if we don't include women."
by OrangeMonkey April 25, 2006
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