Sally Safety

A female driver with so many kids in the minivan, she can't remember whether or not she buckled all of them in. Thus, she would rather inflict her sub-speed limit driving on the rest of society than do her errands when the kids are in school. She generally waits until rush hour to pack her vehicle with rowdy, screaming kids then drives absentmindedly and distractedly through suburbia.

I ended up following Sally Safety from the bank, to the Mickey-Dees, and finally to the gas station where I wanted to suggest that sterlization might improve her driving skills....

by SnarkyRedhead February 20, 2005

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silly sally

(noun) a person who acts goofy / high

people obsessed with urbandictionary.com are silly sallys
*cough* jen too *cough*

by fijawi December 23, 2004

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Sally & Stew

The bizarre notion of having a beef (or meat-head) stew (casserole) with a green salad

Wife to man says "Remember, Sally & Stew for dinner tonight darling" to which man replies "goodness, that is a bizarre notion"

by jamois January 17, 2006

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fuck me and call me sally

A saying used or yelled out loud when you hurt yourself from stupidity.

I opened the cupboard to grab a glass out and as I shut it I pinched my finger so I grabbed my hand and yelled out loud, “FUCK ME AND CALL ME SALLY!” Works like a charm every time!

by jpants24 October 6, 2017

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Sally Stiches

The hot merch girl/friend of the amazing band Blood On The Dance Floor!

botdf fan1: Did she sally stiches, shes so pretty? She gave me the slash gash terror crew shirt because they were sold out of the others.

botdf fan2:Yeah i kno, i took a picture with her. Shes amazing, and super nicee! :D

by FaithIsAMonster September 16, 2010

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