Bitch Storm

When a person (typically a woman) makes a dramatic entrance/exit.

"Have you seen Jane today?"
"Yeah, she just bitch stormed the place."

by JaneDoe1234 March 11, 2009

Chinese Ice Storm

when you freeze up hella cum overnight and plaster it all over a bitches face.

"last night I gave that bitch a chinese ice storm!"

by ShutupGonz December 16, 2018

severe whorunder storm

Is when a whorenado is downgraded or weakens. This could be caused by a member of the whorenado being kicked out of the bar or Ubers home early, due to already being shithoused at 7 pm. Also a severe whorunder storm is present usually several minutes before a whorenado actually forms. Normally possessing the characteristics of; “loud talking”, extreme, sporadic, high pitched laughter and also intermittent “woo” calls. See woo girl. These things will happen more frequently and will intensify greatly, and within moments, evolving into a full fledged whorenado.

Oh fuck, here we go! Looks like that severe whorunder storm is gaining strength by the second! We’re definitely gettin some tang tonight!

Kevin said there’s a severe whorunder storm by the bar. We need to holla at them before it gains whorenado status.

I had to get the wife and kids the fuck outta Applebee’s! There was a severe whorunder storm at the bar steadily gettin worse!!

by Jmbc17 November 9, 2017

Kiss storm

A bunch of kisses given in rapid succession. Usually given to small children or pets in your immediate family.

Lisa gave her cat a kiss storm.

by echoAwoo June 24, 2023

Tempo Stormed

Losing a Rainbow Six Siege best of 3 in 15 rounds or less

Dude 1: Did you see the game yesterday? TSM won 7-1, 7-0
Dude 2: Yeah they Tempo Stormed the opposition

by bigboydillywilly September 27, 2020

Texas 2021 Snow Storm

A snow storm that hit the U.S. State of Texas from around February 15th-17th of 2021. It brought about temperatures in the teens and several inches of snow in some parts of Texas. It was notorious for knocking out power to some 4 million customers (according to one site). It has caused several deaths and likely caused millions of dollars of damage (due to burst pipes).

Person: Hey do you know what’s happening in Texas right now?
Person 2: Yeah there’s a snowstorm in Texas, called the “Texas 2021 Snow Storm”.

by CheeseCakeFries February 18, 2021

Storm Math

A description of the type of incorrect math or reasoning that a retard tries to make up on the spot to sound legit, even though it's just simple math. Give them long enough and you might even start believing his nonsense.

Why did the house collapse? The architecture got drunk and designed it with some bunk ass storm math.

by TheJoker763 May 9, 2024