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sporting clay

Halfway between flaccid and raging hardon. (Coined by Adam Carolla)..
It's best to be sporting clay when going skinny dipping with a group. You don't want to go full turtle, but you don't want to scare anyone with a full erection, either
by TheDawgLives October 4, 2015
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non-binary sports fan

A non-binary sports fan, also known as a they/them, is a sports fan that wears merch from two different sports team that competes in the same sports league, e.g. a Sydney FC shirt with a Western Sydney Wanderers cap, or a half Celtic and a half Rangers shirt. However wearing merch of two teams in different sporting leagues does not qualify as a they/them, for example a Queensland Maroons cap and a Brisbane Broncos shirt, because while those two teams compete in the same sport, they play different completions and cannot compete against each other.

The only three exemptions from wearing merch from two teams in the same sports league are;

1) having two different family members or close friends playing for two different teams. This means that Jason/Travis Kelce's mum is not a non-binary sports fan.

2) being obviously under the age of 12. As people generally don't know better at that age.

3) being an ex-player who has actually played for both of those teams. Craig Wing wouldn't be a non-binary sports fan for wearing Roosters and Rabbitohs merch because he actually played for both teams.
Luis is the biggest non-binary sports fan, yesterday he was wearing a Cowboys hat with a Broncos shirt and now he's wearing a Wanderers scarf with a Sydney FC shirt. (a.k.a. a they/them).

I saw a group of people wearing a half-half Brisbane Lions and Gold Coast Suns jumper, but it had 7 and 19 on the back, so they are probably related to Jarrod and Tom Berry so therefore they probably aren't non-binary sports fans.
by Rian Gigs II April 9, 2025
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Sports Bar

Any Bar that has more than 3 TVs and caters to Patrons wanting to watch every single bit of sports action on every sport available .... They should also have AWESOME Wings... No Bar is a bar without WINGS! A good selection of Beer is a pre-requisite also!
Sidenote ... D.D Peckers is not a sports bar but they have AWESOME WINGS!!
I am going to a Sports Bar to watch Sports and eat WINGS!
by LicorShot January 3, 2014
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EA SPORTS

by HARDER AUHHHHH October 17, 2021
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Dallas Sports Fan

the fattest, largest troll in all of sports, who is a Cowboys fan.
Ugh, Dallas Sports Fan is here. He’s gonna eat all our food.
by blaze4972 December 9, 2023
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Manor sports ground, England

A sports ground opposite bohunt Worthing school. A place where the public go, bohunt kids do PE and roadmen and gangs hang about
The manor sports ground, England is opposite bohunt school
by TakeALook October 27, 2019
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