cut up smiley

A method of mutilation used by gangsters in the UK in the 1940's.
A knife was inserted into the victim's mouth then pushed to either side, this giving the victim the appearance of an ear to ear grin.

We found out he was grass so we cut him up smiley.

Jim was cut up smiley.

I'll cut you up smiley fo sho punk.

by Joodas August 10, 2004

House of smiles

The house of smiles is the sexual health clinic, where one goes to get rid of his chlamids that his cheating bitch of an exgirlfriend gave him.

Normal people dont go to the house of smiles its always that grimey girl who you knows going to be 16 with 10 black babies in a council estate.

"FUCKING CHLAMYDIA? now im going to have to go to the house of smiles, again!! FOR FUCKS SAKE!"

"i seen your lass down the house of smiles last wednesday, what i didnt go for a check up i was walking past"

"have you give me anything it burns when i piss?"

by DJLMMYERS June 15, 2010

:-R teh smoker smiley

:R is a smiley represting smoking. Since you mix :P (tongue) and \ (cigarette) you will get the smoker smiley.

I'm going outside to :R.

by polska zyje nam~ nikolka April 29, 2006

saddam's toothless smile

1. A hairy and disgusting vagina, sometimes finding certain sexually transmitted infections.

2. a vagina

3. slang term for cunt

originated in sapulpa, oklahoma by a guy named shames

fernando: "Damn, dude, I was banging this girl last night and--"

stu: "Was the bitch tight?"

fernando: "No way dude, diving down under was like doing a root canal on saddam's toothless smile."

by everyone loves the uber April 6, 2004

Razor Blade Smile

1.) Method of torture where teeth are pulled out and razor blades put into the mouth in their place.

2.) Film with Eileen Daly in it.

3.) Another method of torture where you cut someone a new (ear to ear) smile with a razor blade.

Sometimes known as... The Tony Blair Smile or the Wal-Mart Smile

"I seen Razor Blade Smile Yesterday - cool film!"

"I heard that Carlos the drug baron got hold of Steve - gave him a Razor Blade Smile"

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp May 4, 2004

smile

A smile is a strange and desturbing thing that delusional people do.

not smiling person: Those horrable nightmare-like visions are called life. It will consume you and eventualy make you go insane.

smiling person: Im so HAPPY! LOOK at me SMILE so! HAHAHAHAHA! The world is so so good! *gets run-over by a car*

by Choo-Choo McGrew August 28, 2006

backward smiley

An emoticon intended to be viewed by tilting one's head to the right (as opposed to left for the originals.

As originated by chucks.

The three original backward smileys:
( :
) :
( ;

by chucks86 September 20, 2009