Hood Shrimp

1. A slang term for a meal eaten in a parking lot.

2. A female who hangs out in parking lots leaning on vehicles.

1. I rolled by the Big Lots and seen Tdog having hood shrimp waitin on his lady.

2. Lafonda has become a real hood shrimp up by the wally world.

by JNorman911 October 26, 2016

Shrimping

Verb
When a digital artist sits down and arches their back over their tablet, resembling an overcooked shrimp. Known to cause back issues. Remind your artist friends the importance of good posture.

Jerry has been shrimping all day trying to finish up his commission queue.

by DracoWhale January 8, 2025

Shrimp Hotdog

A term for saying someone has some serious Little Dick Energy for a variety of characteristics including obvious attempts to compensate for having a Micro.

"Did you see that guy's truck? It was a Ram 3500 with a 12" lift."
"Yeah, dude is a real shrimp hotdog."

by DatOneDudeNobodyKnows August 19, 2022

shrimp

shrimps can grow up to 6-8 inches. Shrimps have a great personality, are funny, and if you were a person, they would be your best friend/boyfriend. Some may seem small but once you really get into them, you'll really like them. The natural seasoning is fresh from wherever you may get them from because as they say it's not about the wave of the ocean its about the motion of the ocean. I love all shrimps and would never discriminate, and in my personal opinion i like shrimps more then sharks.

I do not care about the shrimp at all!

by hugeman121241 April 26, 2022

Shrimp

According to Kero Kero Bonito, They;

- Turn your skin pink

- Get sick, if you ingest them regularily.

- Pretty rich, like not just normal rich, like, stereotypical high school show bully spoiled brat rich.

Ah, fuck, I turned pink. Never eating shrimp again bruh

by cesky May 22, 2020

Shrimp Mom

An earthling who widely resembles a parental figure, but who is also a shrimp. Being in their presence will cause you to feel strange moods such as singing black parade, reading Wattpad, and eating gushers with spaghetti. However, accustomed to standard practice, this direct specimen of shrimp is also emo. Their natural habitat is outside of CVS, onstage, and in their friend’s basement.

Shrimp mom is not only a simp.. they are also a emo hot simp.

by definitelynotspaghet December 30, 2021

Shrimp God

A guy with the smallest of dicks.

"Justin's the shrimp god!"

by Basedgod69 March 17, 2015