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light shifter

Someone who looks good in certain lighting.
Once we went outside I realized she was a light shifter.
by timmay September 1, 2004
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blame shifting

a process in business and government wherein the blame for something bad is shifted from person to person
Can't we have a decent argument without your constant blame shifting?
by anonymous we are one February 12, 2012
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shift-easy

dude shes got bi-polar, you know she's a shift-easy.
by sidr January 8, 2008
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Shifty

1) To be relating to or acting like Hans
2) To be sketchy or shady
That guy Hans, always wearin his glasses inside and whatnot, looks like hes hella shifty!
by Hanz-Viktor October 1, 2014
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Chauffer Shift

1. A work shift where a co-worker schedules you the exact same shift as themselves or another co-worker so that it conviently works out for them that you can give them a ride to and from work.

2. This usually occurs when co-workers have no car or their driving privlages have been suspended so the person with the chauffer shift is guilt tripped into going out of their way to pick them up and take them home. Only rarely are they offered gas money for their generosity, it is just expected of them.
Emily: "Hey, you and I just happen to have the exact same shift as each other tomorrow, I didn't realize I did that when I wrote the schedule. Crazy."

Jessica: "Yep."

Emily: "Well since we're going in at the same time is it cool if you swing by and pick me up on your way to work?"

Jessica: Sighing..."Yeah, I guess so." Sigh "Damn chauffer shifts." (mutters under breath)
by 12548SSSS June 3, 2011
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triple shift

Having sex with 3 different woman in a 24 hour period.
Danny is killed it with ladies, he pulled off a triple shift yesterday.
by AxelRugger May 27, 2016
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gear-shift greeting

A playful alternative to shaking hands, this hearty/jovial "hello" gesture entails grabbing yer friend's toes in each hand and yanking his feet back and forth like transmission-levers.
I love giving gear-shift greetings to pretty girls whom I meet; not only does it elicit delighted/amused giggle-fits outta dem, but it also usually makes dem comfy wif having me handle their cute tootsies, and so they generally are then okay wif letting me give dem foot-rubz. as well.
by QuacksO March 27, 2019
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