Shank

The relaxation method most commonly used by men in the bathroom. The process involves Wanking and any combination of: Showering, Shitting, or Shaving. Combining the skills requires great skill and double (Two from the 'Sh...' list) and triple (three of the 'Sh....' list) shanks have been know to be fatal.

(Man returns from bathroom on night-out)
Mate: Good Shank?
Man: Yeah, just a double though - I left my razor at home.

by Doone March 9, 2011

shank

A form of well ground weed, typically very sticky.

person: bought some weed the other day but it was shank.

by anonymous September 23, 2023

Shank

Someone who does stupid, anger inducing, or irritating things

We would have gotten our food but this dumb shank forgot their wallet

by AlphaAbove April 19, 2024

Shank

Darwen slang for a reach-around originated from Bummers Wood. Giving a shag and a wank at the same time.

When we’re in Bummers Wood I’ll shank you.

by ThePoplarKid July 9, 2019

Shank

A shank is a slag word for knife

G watch when I catch that ute he’s gonna get shanked

Ayo back out the shank

by T1.mAzzA🥵🥶 February 20, 2020

Shanks

A Pirate who ate the Badass-Badass no mi Fruit. He singlehandedly stopped the Marineford war, because he is Shanks. He is the one who gave Luffy the strawhat. He likes to throw partys whenever he can. He is a serious alcoholic. He was also part of Rogers crew with the likes of Rayleigh, Buggy D. Clown and Crocus.

Garp the Goat: That damn Akagami Shanks
Buggy-sama: Shankss? I hate that guy
Luffy: I wanna become a great pirate like Shanks

by SirRoronoa October 24, 2019

Jew Shanking

The act of penetration by an uncircumcised penis.

I totally got a Jew shanking last night on my blind date...

by Scash March 23, 2012