BonÄr Scale

The most widely accepted method for rating school girls. Ranked out of 12.

Shit son, she's a 9!
No fool, only a 6.

by Anonymous March 6, 2003

1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

a sexist game played my men to determine the worth of a woman through rating her appearance on a scale of one to ten.

Girl: "The 1-10 Female attractiveness scale), is stupid and offensive."
Boy: "Is it that time of the month?"

by tokenism October 22, 2016

scaletrix

Refers to the sexual act of tying a woman to the ground and inserting a scaletrix track up her anus until it comes out of her mouth. This is then joined back on to the other end to create a circut. Much fun is then enjoyed using her as a tunnel.

I scaletrixed your mum.

by Supermeep December 27, 2007

1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

This is what people use when they are giving out rates. Now, to many people, they can interpret their rating in many ways, but this is how I interpret it, and how I believe everyone else should too,

10/10: Undoubtedly beautiful

9/10: Undoubtedly beautiful
8/10: Undoubtedly beautiful
7/10: Undoubtedly beautiful
6/10: Undoubtedly beautiful
5/10: Undoubtedly beautiful
4/10: Undoubtedly beautiful
3/10: Undoubtedly beautiful
2/10: Undoubtedly beautiful
1/10: Undoubtedly beautiful
0/10: Undoubtedly beautiful

If you get a bms, that means "break my scale" so, also, undoubtedly beautiful. If anyone says anything along the lines of "ew you're ugly I'd never rate you", you should also interpret that to be undoubtedly beautiful.

"Can you give me a rate on the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale), ?"

"7/10"

"I am undoubtedly beautiful, awesome, thanks!"

by madlemon December 10, 2016

Sacked

To be flicked rapidly in the scrotum by a school chum, resulting in a strange nauseous pain, and much "I'll get you, you twat!"

"ARGH he sacked me!"

by Bozo Chops February 6, 2003

Scafe

Meaning 'everything is alright', sorted, all is well. A variation on the theme of 'safe', originating in East-Side Malpas, Da Port

'Scafe Clart'

'That draw's pretty scafe spa'

by God May 12, 2003

scales of misjustice

When a beutiful,sexy,hot, girl dates a complety lame,dorky and stupid looking guy.
When a lame,dorky stupid looking dude scores a girl well beyond his caliber.

man did you see those two? that chics fine and hes a tool...man now thats a perfect example of the scales of misjustice!!!

by sacred357 December 12, 2003