Swift Kick to the Balls

When a male gets kicked in the balls, typically due to a disagreement or a poor decision made by one party

I can’t believe my friend is going to get married after 4 days of being engaged. A swift kick to the balls might help him wake up and see reality.

by swiftkick69 April 26, 2025

Taylor Swift

A mf Goddess. Beautiful gorgous amazing smart. Turning all ur daughters Gay.

Girl 1: Do you believe in God?
Girl 2: Yes i worship taylor swift!

by Ilovetaylorswift<33 July 24, 2023

Swift Play

A person who does thing in a swift playing motion.

Hey you see that milf? I'm gonna swift play fuck that milf's pussy today.

by iknowwhatimdoingahahahaha November 19, 2023

Matt Swift

The best LSA ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matt Swift is the best!

by qasdfgbnsasdcvb nbfdenm n June 28, 2022

Trailor Swift

A trailor trash version of Taylor Swift.

She’s pathetic. What a Trailor Swift.

She’s a wannabe Trailor Swift

Trash Trailor Swift

by LingDanc803 November 22, 2023

Swift-fit

Unreasonable actions based on a troubled childhood and possible bipolar disorder. Can manifest itself during interactions both online and in person. Often confused with passion for a cause, but ultimately ends in self destruction.

Wow! Didn't see that coming, that guy had a total Swift-fit!

by cowboy wordsmith December 6, 2017

Swift-y

When Taylor Swift releases a new album or single, and happily married individuals begin to question their happiness in their relationship.

Oh shit, T Swift just put out a new song. The happy wives are going to start feeling Swift-y for awhile.

by GravyTrain2231 April 21, 2024