Proof-of-Steak

A bit of word play poking fun at proof-of-stake, popularized by photographs of ribeye, porterhouse, and other steaks.

Presenting my proof-of-steak: A 20oz, pan-seared, flank steak.

by Maskoficarus August 19, 2017

Slappy steak

The act of back handing someone while wearing rubber boots.

Henry's father was so mad, he gave him the good ol slappy steak.

by Steak daddy July 10, 2018

lanky steak

A descent at fortnite, he's favorite skin is the drift.
PS: Hdioa sidGAOFAOIFUGUIN M

OMG, HE IS SO AVERAGE AT FORTNITE!!! I WANNA BE A lanky steak.

by asArc July 14, 2018

Steak & blowjob day

14th March, A second Valentine’s Day for men, unless you’re celebrating ‘roast dinner, foot rub & her favourite films day’ on March 3rd, this day really has no meaning for you

Yo dude you busy this Saturday?

Yeah man I’m spoiling my girl on roast dinner, foot rub & her favourite films day
Ehhhh my man steak & blowjob day isn’t far behind !
Yeah well Valentine’s Day is for us so it’s only right we celebrate these days too

by Notwhoyouthink11 January 18, 2019

Soup Steaks

Something that seems good and bad at the same time. Like eating shrimp while knowing the brown line in the back is feces.

My buddy: "I just found a 20 on the floor."
Me: "Soup Steaks!"
My buddy: "I think that old lady dropped it."
Me: "Soup Steaks!"
My buddy: "Should I let her know?"
Me: "Soup Steaks!"
My buddy: "Soup Steaks"

by Doughnutsgonuts September 1, 2018

Flow Of The Steak

Flow of the steak is the new term for lit.

Jensen: Damn Misha this party is só flow of the steak

Misha: Damn right

by Lil’Twiggle April 14, 2018

steak umms

A used and destroyed vagina which hangs out of a dirty skank's filthy and rank jean shorts.

Excuse me! Hey! Miss! Your pussy is hanging out of your shorts and my son keeps tugging on it, his hands smell horrid now and it must be from your steak umms, I mean vagina flaps, please tuck that shit in and for God sake...go scrub your nasty vag! No Bobby, we cannot have steak umms for lunch!

by Cakencock August 25, 2022