Status Slap

When you assault a person through the use of status updates on social networking websites such as Myspace, Facebook, and Twitter.

Man that fucktard needs a good status slapping

by hipposaur March 15, 2009

Staten Island Lawnmower

when a girl jerks you off and pulls so hard on your dick that it looks like she's trying to start a lawn mower

Suzie gave good head but when she went to jack me off, she gave me the ole Staten Island Lawnmower

by snoogans213 February 27, 2011

Pro status

Noun- Ultimate, the best, worthy of praise, awesome, high quality, showing supremacy over the system by beating the man.

Verb- To steal, to do something straight up nice that requires balls

Freaking aced that pre-calc quiz, i got freaking pro status.

I dont feel like paying for lunch, time to pro status.

I Pro statused my i-touch from walmart they didnt even see it coming.

Mike W pro statuses everyday

by Soccerdies January 9, 2009

Popularity Status

What you rate on thee old "popularity chart". You can rage from 1- how many people there are in your school/ college/university/work, first (1) being the highest of coarse, last (the # of students in your education/work) being the lowest (where you don't wanna be in!)

Girl 1: Whats your Popularity Status?
Boy 1: 20, you?
Girl 1: Really?! Mines 14!
Girl 2: Mines only 27 *Sighh* :/ Oh well, at least it isnt as bad as her, she probably has 784
Boy 2: Yeah!!! XD

by ForgeousChic101 July 22, 2011

waterfall status

When a female is so turned on, horny, and wet that she starts dripping fluid out of her vagina, basically ruining her panties.

Chick: Did you see Serge Ibaka in the OKC Thunder game last night?
Friend: No
Chick: He was so hot, I saw him and instantly got waterfall status

Or

Chick: I love when my boyfriend sends me dick pics, I always get waterfall status.

by timmytheripper July 18, 2014

this statement is false

A really confusing paradox, commonly used as a high class military weapon. If it's true, then it's false. but If it's false, then it's true. but If it's true, then it's false. but If it's false, then it's true. Ow I got a huge brainhurt.

Greg: "Impress me"
Andrew: "this statement is false"
Greg: *Explodes*
FBI: *Breaks down door and kidnaps Greg*

by Wormcake October 27, 2018

status stalker

on Facebook, one who frequently comments the statuses of random people and/or presses the "like" button

athena: omg that creeper just pressed the like button on my status!
ariel: yeah like who IS he?
jackie: i dont even know, he just presses the like button on EVERYONE'S status!
audrey: hes SUCH a status stalker!

by JACKIEISC0R3 March 28, 2009