happens as an unexpected skid mark in your gutchies from screaming soul music, you may not even realize it has happened until later.
by anakinandanita June 27, 2008
Get the James brown stainmug. When you're banging a tranny in the butt when she is lying down. You're so into it that you don't see her jacking one off and she nuts on your Dick causing Cock Stained Balls.
Last night I was doing slippery Sally hard in the ass, right? All of a sudden she busts a nut right on my balls. Fuckin' cock stained balls, man...
by Jacques Leroux November 9, 2015
Get the cock stained ballsmug. Discoloration of the skin surrounding the anus and vagina. A condition that can be treated by a plastic surgeon in procedure known as Anal Bleaching.
Q: How was the girl you were with last night?
A: Fairly fit, no Tea Bag Staining, only a bit of Bacon Rind!
A: Fairly fit, no Tea Bag Staining, only a bit of Bacon Rind!
by Concho June 29, 2012
Get the Tea Bag Stainingmug. When your partner sits on the computer keyboard while giving you oral sex and shits on your computer.
by Fasal Ahad November 10, 2006
Get the Shit stained keyboardmug. When a bitch ass mother fucker fucks his stupid bitch so fucking hard in the pussy from behind so that his hairy fucking atrocity of a ball sack slams violently into her filthy, hairy asshole resulting in large amounts of her shit spraying in all directions, covering the fucking bitch shit cock ass mother fucking cocksucker's nut sack in a thick layer of shit, most likely due to the fact that the stupid slut probably forgot to wipe her fucking bitch ass cunt whore pussy licking fucktard asshole last time she took an almighty shit.
"Last night i ambushed my girlfriend in the bathroom while she was taking a hearty shit and proceeded to fuck her from behind, and i ended up with shit-stained balls.
by Big-Titted Dreamboat July 17, 2011
Get the Shit-Stained Ballsmug. A textbook cum-stain is the visible splotch of cum spot left on a guy's textbook after he jacks off in class.
I remember having a lot of textbook cum-stains on my books in highschool. I still have some of them!
by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021
Get the textbook cum-stainmug. The piece of skin that connects the anus to front. When a person wipes from back to front, the skin/taint becomes poop stained
by little e. June 11, 2006
Get the Poop Stained Taintmug.