Hershey Squirts

Liquis ass excrement in a stream. Much like liquid chocolate at the Hershey factory.
Oh man...after of $25 of Taco Bell, I just made the Hershey Squirts in my pants!
by Bkarkie October 31, 2019
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Squirt boat

A vessel of such pure beauty that a man or woman physically excretes bodily fluid from the nether regions in pure

excitement.
Is that a 1976 bright orange Cruise Craft name 'Moonraker'? What a bloody squirt boat.
by womb raider August 9, 2017
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The Squirt and Jerk

When you suffer diarrhea and then afterwards, masturbate
I had some Taco Bell in the morning, so I hit The Squirt and Jerk at home when I got off work
by rodwave's left cheek January 10, 2025
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Perm squirts

When you have IBS or diarrhea that smells like a perm
by Dusty Nutz24 September 26, 2023
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squirt

serious; for real, genuine. used in a scenario in which someone is serious about something.
"I'm being so squirt with you right now, man. I could not be more squirt than I am right now."
"no like dude i'm squirting right now, she just blocked me 4 no reason. wtf"
"on squirt she doesn't know what she's missing out on"
by jameel's space ride September 4, 2023
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squirt boating

the process where one jizzes on a girls tits and then proceeds to motorboat them
John: "Did you see that new nurse on 9 West?"
Justin: "Shit yeah dude, I'd love to take her squirt boating sometime!"
John: "What the hell is squirt boating?"
Justin: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary, you sorry ass chode."
by squirt boating mofo May 8, 2014
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