It's not you it's me

Complete bullshit

Person 1: I'm so so sorry but I can't have a relationship right now. It's not you it's me
Person 2: that's total bullshit. Just break up with me in an honest way and don't lie

by lewis stylinson September 24, 2015

double barrel snotgun

Thinking you have contained the snot missiles from a juicy sneeze only to find one of the slimy slugs found its way between for fingers and having a friend or co-worker tell you some hours later that there is snot on your shirt or tie.

I found dried snot on my jacket from a double barrel snotgun three days ago.

by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011

it's not gay if you're underway

Homosexual acts are acceptable - indeed, not gay at all - if performed on a naval vessel away from port.

"I licked the Able Seaman's balls while he came on my face, but it's not gay if you're underway, am I right?"

by Cpt. Jack Hoff November 3, 2007

that's not your pidgeon

phrase used to point out to someone that they are out of their jurisdiction or speaking out of place. Used in instances when someone is making comments or decisions that are not related to their expertise, knowledge base, or responsibility.

Burns: "I wish Marge were here to give me a back massage."

Smithers: "Mr. Burns, I would be happy to give you a back massage."

Burns: "Smithers, that's not your pidgeon."

by frannykt October 18, 2006

Snotterfall

The stream of mucus emitting from the nasal passages commonly seen on the upper lip of young children.

The child would often sport a snotterfall until his mother helped him blow his nose.

by Slifer December 9, 2010

Snotgobbler

A small child, from their habit of pickig their noses and eating their snots. Applied to a small child whether they indulge in snot eating or not.

Your brother is bringing his two snotgobblers over this weekend.

by johnmnz August 12, 2017

That's not on

Term used in the Canadian Forces. The same as that's unacceptable except with a professional overtone.

I thought the Captain was going to charge me or at the least councel me. Instead he just said "That's not on trooper."

by LGswift March 21, 2011