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Roman: "Thomas...I thought I was your hero."
by toaster trash August 27, 2020
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Roman friends

This term, associated mainly with two men, in a hidden gay relationship. The term of “Roman friend” comes from Ancient Rome, where two men would great each other this way. It’s a word for a hidden gay relationship in our time
Speaker one: Hey Speaker two, did you hear that Person one kissed person two on the lips?
Speaker two: Oh really? they must be “Roman friends”
by Rexertom August 6, 2025
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Roman

The hottest chill cool dude u can meet in your life! He's the sweetest friend that you can make. <33
Girl1: Omg have you heard of Roman? He's such a nice gentleman, right?
Girl2: Yeah I know! He looks like my favorite character from my favorite book too!
by BiMyself<33 February 26, 2022
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Second Romans

The Second Romans is a secretive christian sect that believes that rule from Rome of the historic territory of Isreal is a necessary and sufficient condition to initiate the second coming of the Messiah. Their secret greeting is the phrase "return the sausages" combining a reference to delicious italian porcine foodstuffs such as pancetta, prosciutto and in particular salami with a reference to the avoidance of pig-based products by those of the predominant faiths in modern-day Israel.
When Sir Keir Starmer said "return the sausages" at the 2024 labour party conference, most people thought it was a slip of the tongue. However, when you study his delivery and alleged correction a moment later, you realise that he was sending a message of solidarity to the Second Romans.
by gav-wan September 27, 2024
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Roman Paint Job

The act of painting, or marking the surface of an object for the purpose of protesting a fascist government, company, or person(s).
Wow, so many Tesslas have a Roman Paint Job.
by Anonymous Painter March 15, 2025
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Roman Empire

Roman Empire is the definitive homeland of Caucasian civilization; stretches from Morocco to Bangladesh.

Produces people who are 100% reliant on Caucasian privelege and who will fail (because of their own long-standing reliance on Caucasian privelege) the second people stop respecting Caucasian Provelege.

Even though Russians/Asians wrote pretty good content starring Caucasians (both presented as fact/history and presented as fiction), Neanderthals themselves would rather swing around jungles in Brazil, pretending to be from uncontacted tribes and wearing feathered hairdresses.

Puts a whole new meaning to, "Muhammad used his Daddy's billions to get his hands on military grade equipment to kill other Caucasians for no reason and destroy the Roman ruins in his country, then decided to go run away".

Caucasians go the Aladdin route, complete with bizarre clothing, bizarre costumes and an autistic fake attempt to make themselves "ethnic".

India and Free Palestine are like that autistic cartoon about mice pretending to be ethnic, complete with autistic accents and speech impediments.
Roman Empire is proof that only good Caucasians are those with Asian authors. Neanderthals themselves have such severe autism.
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Roman Kim

Roman Kim is a name that wants to cuddle his girlfriend all day. He gets nervous around the girl. He wants all her attention but doesn’t want to admit it. He’s an Asian boy and loves Asian girls.
Hi I’m a Roman Kim and I love to cuddle my girlfriend
by Mother Karen October 24, 2019
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