roast beef curtains

the outer streached out portion of the vagina-especially after hard vaginal intercourse or gang bang.
I beat up her vag so bad last night she had roast beef curtains.
by wackjack9 March 12, 2009
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roast beef sandwich

the well had portions of a chick's fuck hole the hang after a long ball session. Much like meat curtains
dam I banged her so hard it looked like a roast beef sandwich when I was done.
by J.F. February 12, 2003
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roast beef curtains

That girls vagina looks like spoiled roast beef with mayo
by que April 10, 2005
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The Canadian Roast Game

The fact that Canadian families literally ate their own children as their "Christmas Roasts" after slaughtering them for not believing in Christmas.

This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but it happens in Canada as well.
Just like those crazy Americans, we do it too, but it's called "The Canadian Roast Game" this time.
by BM99 June 18, 2019
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Tijuana Rat Roasting

Chop and slice 4 bird's eye chillies.
Liberally baste the male member out of sight of the other party.
Return to intercourse ground zero and apply aforementioned member repeatedly and with gusto.


Tarquin gave Penelope a Tijuana Rat Roasting and he'd never seen her cry like that... in front of her mother...
by Lexxicon March 08, 2009
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roast beef lippies

The brownish, ususally disproportionate inner vagina lips (labia minora) of a woman. This is usually caused by acute overuse of the vagina. Resembles a roast beef sandwich.

See also: meat curtains, pink taco, bearded clam
I was eating a girls pussy the other night, and her roast beef lippies were so long, I nearly gagged on them.
by J.M.C. March 22, 2006
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Roast Beef Purse

The description of a females vagina that has been used to the point that the labia are unrecognizable and take on the form of roast beef. Considered to be one step beyond a ham wallet.It is possible however to have a ham wallet hidden within a roast beef purse... More commonly found in prostitutes.
"Damn, I nailed this 40 year old lady last night and she had a gnarly roast beef purse!"
by Michael Lee McDonald January 09, 2009
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