Puffernutter

NOUN a term to describe the sexual act of busting a nut in someone's mouth with such propensity that their cheeks balloon outwardly, much like that of a pufferfish.

Q: "Did you see the cheeks on her?"

A: "Yeah, I'd like to give her a puffernutter."

by billebllunt October 5, 2015

Puffadillo

A socially awkward creature. Also known as the SRP when it occurs in human form (Socially Retarded Person).

Plural: Puffadillos, Socially Retarded People

The puffadillo comes from a puffin and an armadillo. The mixture between these two is so complex that it creates a totally socially handicapped creature.

She's as socially awkward as a puffadillo!

by Iareaunikitty July 13, 2016

Pfft

Pfft is the contrarian's way of spelling the word pff. As everyone knows, the "t" in this word is silent; a useless appendage, indicating that pfft is not the correct spelling of the word.

Her: pfft. Whatever.

Him (mansplaining): clearly, you mean pff.

by Silvertonguedwordsmith April 18, 2018

pufferfish

Whoever ate the first pufferfish must have been adventurous. (And most likely died shortly thereafter.) Almost all pufferfish contain tetrodotoxin, a deadly toxin that is up to 1,200 times more poisonous than cyanide. The poison in one pufferfish is enough to wipe out 30 humans, and there’s no known antidote.

P1: what you eating?

P2: pufferfish

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 15, 2019

chocolate puff

A gay male. Derived from the standard British term puff. The chocolate refers to residue on his penis resulting from anal intercourse.

Look at those two puffs, which one do you reckon is the chocolate puff and which is the chocolate factory?

by solhavre November 9, 2007

Traffic Puff Pass

the act of hot boxing, ones car in a traffic, jam, then passing the joint, to neighboring vehicles.

"oh man...this traffic sucks,..looks like we're going to be stuck here for a bit. lets start a traffic puff pass"

"I actually look forward to driving in traffic now since that last traffic puff pass,"

by theSSjulia December 17, 2011

Cheese puff

Donald trump

The cheese puff is president now.

I will never eat cheese puffs again because of him.

by Stacy j. 69696969696 January 28, 2017