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two popes ago

various long time ago
Yo I haven't seen Haley since like two popes ago.
by ConchaPouser November 3, 2013
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Hocus Pocus

The act of deeply breathing in the aroma of a hot woman’s booty. To be performed in the same manner as the witches breathing in the glowing auras of their victims in the beloved 1993 film, Hocus Pocus.
My girl came home from the gym yesterday, and before she washed, I made damn sure to Hocus Pocus her sweaty booty!”
by Showstick September 24, 2018
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Human popsicle

When a man slides his bedpost into his asshole and then has his girlfriend such his dick. Hence he is the popsicle and he is being sucked.
Me and my girl were tryna spice it up. I tried to be a human popsicle. Once that post tickled my prostate it was game over.
by Awesome sauce 69 December 2, 2020
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blue popsicle

Someone who eats a popsicle and says that they like the blue ones best not because of how it tastes but just because it is blue.
Bill only got that game system because everyone else has one, yet he doesn't even know the first thing about videogames. What a blue popsicle.
by Ralfo the Great! November 6, 2007
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Meat Popsicle

"Man, that guy has a MEAN meat popsicle!"
"Yeah, that's HUGE!"
"Sally, I'll give you 100 dollars to eat that meat popsicle!"
by Allabamevenon April 16, 2009
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Minnesota Popsicle

When a girl takes a shit, freezes it and then masturbates with it.

Also when a guy takes a shit, freezes it and fucks a girl with it.
Jessica, you know I'm in to scat, right? Well yesterday I had a Minnesota Popsicle.
by freeze ez February 21, 2010
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Popsicle Time

Something you yell at your friends when they lose. Needs to be said with authority, otherwise it just sounds stupid. The best thing for them to do is to go to the freezer, get a Popsicle, and forget it ever happened.
Jack: "Popsicle Time!"
Jill: "Don't you mean checkmate?"
by Luke S Awesome August 9, 2010
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