Brad Parker

Someone who parks badly in a parking lot, across multiple spots, over curbs, hitting shrubs, sticking out, sideways, even that one guy that flipped over the wall.

Look at that Brad Parker over there, he's parked Bradley.

by Vajeebi February 27, 2016

Gus Parker

The gate keeper of dad jokes

Person one: why did the scarecrow get an award

Person two: why

Person one: because he was out standing in his field

Person two: that was such a terrible joke you’re such a Gus Parker

by Gustopher215 July 8, 2019

Ivy Parker

Ivy is someone who haven’t met before. She’s literally looks like a goddess and has such a sweat and humble personality. She has such sophisticated yet down to earth aura around her. She has beautiful bright blue eyes with long lashes and perfect, lightly filled brows. Angelic, smooth face with strong cheekbones and jawline. Extremely smart, ( usually a year ahead in education from her peers ). The perfect freckles on her face give her a calm look and the way she throws effortless smiles on her face makes you completely memorized. Her messy yet elegant wavy hair and casual style makes everyone envy her. She’s just perfect.

Ivy Parker is someone I want to bow down to

by hsfffffff June 11, 2019

Parker

Parker is the kindest person you ever meet 4 things about her is .......................

Loving ,kind,smart, and she has a good booty b****

And if you're her special guy you're really lucky

Dang Parker got a good booty

by Rytdhfyf November 21, 2019

Close Parker

1 - Someone that parks as close to the store as possible.

2 - Someone that parks too close to the car next to them.

1- Steve- Why are you such a close parker? It's no big deal to walk a little.
Jamie - Because it's too cold outside.

2- That close parker better not have dinged my door.

by chestercheetah77 February 7, 2010

Parker

Parker is a nickname esp. in Ghana refers to a person who like ladies and later have sex with them , when he is done with one lady, he then park her somewhere and take another to have sex and park her too. That is his nature..and is inherited from his blood line.

Mr. Eugene friends called him Parker those day when he was working at Brewery.

by kojocedis September 5, 2019

Parker

Parker is like the annoying little brother you wish you didn't have. He's very loud, doesn't stop fidgeting, and has an odd send of humor. Parkers are also very bad at fortnite.

Tell Parker that he's grounded.

by flattypatty411 February 16, 2019