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robert pattinson

Robert Pattinson is a phrase that can be used when someone is doing something really hot but really stupid.
“Did that person just do a robert pattinson
by battheowldk December 9, 2020
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robert pattinson

Robert Pattinson is a phrase that can be used when someone is doing something really hot but really stupid.
“Did that person just do a robert pattinson
by battheowldk December 9, 2020
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Annie Pattie

Look over there she has an Annie Pattie
by Anonymousperson1092 January 7, 2021
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Pussy Pattin’

Hey, you wanna go upstairs and do some pussy pattin’?
by Rantz810 March 14, 2021
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Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson is the hottest, sexiest man to ever walk this planet. He is also known as Edward Cullen. Robert Pattinson is so beautiful I can’t even explain it!!!!!
Me: OMG IS THAT ROBERT PATTINSON! HE IS SO HOT
Robert Pattinson: yeah that’s me
Me: *faints*
by RobertPattinsonwife March 21, 2021
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Mini Pattison

A Mini Pattison is someone who jerks off to Robert Pattison, Robert is a great actor but he will suck as BatMan btw if BatMan was a real man and not a Fictional Movies & Comic Book Character he'd choose Bale or Keaton over Robert Pattinson and Wonder Woman over Catwoman, Superman and Aquaman over Robins, Alfred over Red Hood and definately have Red Hair and not Black Hair plus choose Snyder Fans over Pattison Fans
Logan Farris is a Mini Pattison, TASM Tard and Mcutard who is willing to stop at nothing and said he'll sacrifice his own family for Matt Reeves and Marc Webb and thinks 300, Watchmen, Dawn Of The Dead and Man Of Steel are bad without even watching them and thinks he's a good noteworthy godlike Movie Critic and btw Movie Critic aren't that much valued thanks to Rotten Tomatoes who take Bribes and write Wrong Reviews

Utkarsh Singh used to be a Mini Pattison but Indian Mini Pattison Fans are rising and may kill people for liking Ben or Bale or Keaton or George or Val Kilmer or anybody else

Kellum Bruce Dietz and Aaron Martinez represent the Worst of American fans btw American Superhero Fans online are mature but Aaron and Kellum are exception Kellum is willing to kill his own friends for Matt Reeves who would never even know him and Aaron lost countless Debates to Tribhuvan and cries hard and considers Robert Pattison as the Supreme God and brings to shame to Irish Americans the toughest People in America
by The Vigilante April 4, 2021
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robert pattinson complex

a complex in which one thinks they look like/are robert pattinson.

like a god complex but instead it’s robert pattinson
that guy really had a robert pattinson complex! he looks nothing like him!!”
by jtrinceri April 26, 2021
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