Parents

1. Oppressing individuals who enforce perfection via the whip and control your life this way too.

2. School-enforcing monsters who come in pairs and together relieve the resisting of any joy.

My parents destroyed my life!

by SuperBoom July 27, 2020

parent msg

COCAINE

ima snort some parent msg

by EyIAmCoolGuy3 July 29, 2020

adoptive parent syndrome

Where a parent, intentionally or not, treats their nonbiological child, often an adopted one, more harshly or unfairly than their biological child.

"Why does she have to ask to eat when her sister does whenever?"
"Oh her dad has adoptive parent syndrome"

by learsi bottom June 5, 2020

Parents

The people that wanted to have sex but didn't want a child and accidentally gave birth to you. They claim that they're "helping you" When they want to torture you becuase you take time and effort. They were the ones who decided to have you!

Kid: " Mom, Do parents care for their children?"
Mom: "No honey, Thye don't they just wanted to have sex and you were only an accident."

by Mister Doge September 15, 2020

Parent

A caretaker whose sole purpose is to keep their child(ren) from committing suicide, often in the most creative ways imaginable.

I never knew such a large part of being a parent would be to keep my son from trying to throw himself from my arms so he could smash his head on the floor.

by CmdrRockAwesome September 21, 2020

Parents

The people who say "be greatful we brought you into this world" or "without us you would have never been alive" when you really never wanted to be here.

Ugg my parents are so annoying!

by Ifurreadingthisurgay September 22, 2020

Roast your parents month

Roast your parents month is not a month you get to roast your parents its a day of a month to be exact the month of November and the day is the 5th on this day you will get a day to think of the best roast but not to hurtful of a roast and if you make up one of those roast that are a bit ruder then the e that's fine but again make sure there not to hurt if you do make up one that's a bit ruder then rude put it in a bit nicer wording if possible

Its finally roast your parents month!

by Mistaken Mystery November 5, 2020