The second planet humans will inhabit, we just need to build a giant electromagnet to get rid of the radiation. It's manifest destiny, but this time let's not enslave, murder, and do countless other unspeakable acts to any martian natives we find.
year: 2130
Guy: Ima go to the beach
Guy 2: ok but don't forget your tetanus shot
Guy: oh right we're on Mars, and iron sand, haha!
Guy: Ima go to the beach
Guy 2: ok but don't forget your tetanus shot
Guy: oh right we're on Mars, and iron sand, haha!
by udontknowmeidontknowu March 5, 2021
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Roman Mars is so attractive, he makes my pussy wet!
I saw Roman Mars and it made my pussy dry-up like a saltine cracker.
Roman Mars is so attractive, he makes my pussy wet!
I saw Roman Mars and it made my pussy dry-up like a saltine cracker.
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Mar is just amazing, she’s very self conscious, she has bad anxiety and she’s kinda depressed, but she won’t miss a second to support her friends and family, she’s kind and sweet as sugar, but don’t think she won’t miss the chance to fuck you up, disrespect her friends, she’ll fuck you up, mess with her relationship, she’ll fuck you up, annoy her too much, she’ll.fuck.you.up.
Dating her would be like winning the lottery first try, she’ll love you and make you happy and a better person, she can be really goofy and that’s just one of the reasons why she’s amazing, she’s hot as fire and she’s spicy like wasabi, she’s also a well known hoodie thief, she might ask for it or just take it if she wants it, she’s also known to be friends with guys, if you’re her boyfriend/girlfriend make sure there aren’t any too long glances when she’s hanging out with her friends, her friends are chill but they can be very eccentric when with the squad,
There’s really nothing like a mar.
Dating her would be like winning the lottery first try, she’ll love you and make you happy and a better person, she can be really goofy and that’s just one of the reasons why she’s amazing, she’s hot as fire and she’s spicy like wasabi, she’s also a well known hoodie thief, she might ask for it or just take it if she wants it, she’s also known to be friends with guys, if you’re her boyfriend/girlfriend make sure there aren’t any too long glances when she’s hanging out with her friends, her friends are chill but they can be very eccentric when with the squad,
There’s really nothing like a mar.
Guy 1: look at mar, she’s adorable and just amazing
Guy 2: I know but-
*mar stealing her boyfriend’s hoodie even though he’s wearing it*
Guy 1 & 2: Lucky
Guy 2: I know but-
*mar stealing her boyfriend’s hoodie even though he’s wearing it*
Guy 1 & 2: Lucky
by A bad bleep April 4, 2021
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