october 25th

october 25th is dance with your boyfriend/girlfriend day!

it’s october 25th, let’s dance ;))

by ogmanghoe October 20, 2019

October 23rd

National No-Gay day.

Hey bro, it’s October 23rd, AKA national No-Gay day, be expecting a superset tonight.

by Jonbo226 October 21, 2019

October 25

Today is ‘Wowwd Wetawded Day.’ Pwease wead the fowwowing statements with a wisp and be suwe to fowwow each and evewy one of them.

-Pwonounce r’s and l’s as w’s to save breath
-Act as gae as you can

The fowwowing shaww be made iwwegaw:

a. being poow.
b. being cwosew than 9 feet, the cwoss of Jesus shouwd fit between you.

i. Considered as sexuaw hawassment and wiww be punished with castwation/femawe ciwcumcision
c. Be tawwer than 6’ foot
d. Suicide

i. Punishabwe by death by offendew’s choice of execution
e. The wetter L, unwess in officiaw usage ow in refewwing secwetawies.
f. Wistening to KPOP.
g. Women caught bweathing wiww be chawged with the cwime of THOT.

i. Wheweupon the punishment shaww be traditionaw stoning.

ii. Pewpetwators may appeaw for jaiw sentences as wong as they agwee to wisten to the gworious song of the big Despacito.
h. Fwocinaucinihiwwipiwification wiww be wendewed iwwegaw on this day because it has an excessive amount of L’s.

Administwation:

-The Big Chungus shaww be appointed Pwime Ministew fow a day.
-Miwk tea addiction is now a nationwide crisis.
-Aww citizens must now howd up a big fat middwe fingew when they disagwee to something.

Person1: Today is ‘Wowwd Wetawded Day.’

Person2: Indeed. It is October 25- ow should I say Octobew 25.

by shitweasel October 26, 2019

October 29

The day where your white friend becky tells ur guy friend that looks like dora to go out and become girlfriend and boyfriend and she admits her tik toks are scary

Sareen:"alright becky its time"
becky: " Im so scared because it october 29

by SOggyNUggEt001 October 29, 2019

October 21-25: Act Gay Week

During this time period, anybody and everybody can act gay until the end of the week.

“Hey, did you hear what this week is, it’s October 21-25: Act Gay Week, you can act gay all week. Let’s do it!”

by GayDuck October 17, 2019

October 21

National Finger a girl day

Hey it’s October 21 imma go finger your mom

by Ya boy bray October 19, 2019

October 23

National no homo day. I recommend you kiss your best friend 🥵❤️❤️

Friend 1: why did we just make out
Friend 2: cause it’s October 23

by xoxo gi October 20, 2019