Opposite Day

(march 27th! or so i've heard hehe.)

a day when "no" means "yes" and "shut up" means "keep talking" and etc..u do the opposite of what someone tells u to do.say the opposite things.blah blah blah.

a conversation between a girl & her boyfriend when theyre hugging on opposite day:

Girl: dont kiss me
Boy: *kisses her right on the lips*

by chass i licious July 22, 2005

OPPONG

v. (to oppong) - Most commonly used in a emphatic tone, often as a derogatory reference to the sexual act of massaging one's penis between another's breasts, in many cases by a repressed minority.

"Shut the fuck up, bitch, before I Oppong you."

by Pulsating Boner July 10, 2003

oppo

from the meaning "opportunity school" - a place where spastics or underachievers are sent to get them out of the mainstream education system.

he is such an oppo - could anyone be any dumber than him?

by francescothethird3 November 27, 2012

oppai

tits in Japanese, generally used to refer to the larger variety....which are rare in Japan cause most o fthem have small little mosquito bite tits but the ones that have big guns are keepers.

Fuck this sushi shit, I gotta get me some oppai.

by SkinnyPete January 5, 2004

opps

A common misspelling of the exclamation "oops!"

Opps! I tYpOed agAiN!!! lololololo

by Jasper February 3, 2004

Opportunitang

When the opportunity for tang or poontang is foreseeable. More commonly used where the moment of opportunity is slim, usually the phrase "the opportunitang of a lifetime!" would be used here.

See also opporpoonity

Dude, Sarah was so drunk at that party last night when you were at home playing Starcraft. There was such opportunitang there and you missed it.

Dude, just got a text, my girlfriend's lost her birth control pills, but she's still protected for the next 12 hours, g2g take this opportunitang while I still can.

Brb - opportunitang.

by iamthesocklord August 19, 2010

Opposite

Something that is as different as possible from something else.

Billy: Your mother straight
Joe: Um ok
Billy: Its opposite day
Joe: fucking end me

by chiqennugget October 14, 2018