bird-arse

Bird-arse (noun) : a bird-arse is a person that is attracted or has a fetish for women/men with an ass as small as that of a bird.
Someone that is so lazy that they sleep, eat and take a crap in only one room.

Mark: hey dawg that girl got a fine ass.
John: man u are such a bird-arse, that girl has a tiny ass.

Max has been in his room foh da whole week, he is such a bird-arse.

by MyMom January 24, 2013

lick arse

Pretty self explanatory really,someone who likes to lick arse.Sometimes it's just a hobby sometimes people do it for personal gain or a promotion.

How the hell did old mate get that promotion?That's easy ozza is a dirty old lick arse.

by Ragnar Loddbrok October 27, 2016

Arse-sonist

An.ass-maniac.who.rapidly.fucks.her mate's ass,enough for friction to set in.

"If you know a kind of person like that,he's probably an Arse-sonist"

by sir mix-alot September 13, 2007

Arse wrinkle

That little wrinkle of fabric in the rear of the crotch area of really really tight white short-shorts that young horny females wear, particularly at festivals such as stereosonic and goodvibes, where this term was coined.

It becomes more apparant when a girl is obviously wearing a pair that are obviously a size too small for her, thus increasing potential for cameltoe.

Shaz: Damn bro! check the girl in those short-shorts over there!

Stav: Wow man, thats some hell arse wrinkle right there...

by rv351 March 5, 2010

Arse Frank

When drying yourself with a towel, the act of holding the towel at each end with the towel between your legs like a large 2 man saw and pulling it backwards and forwards.

Come here sweet heart we just need to dry you off after your shower. Open your legs so I can arse frank you..

by Ru H. May 20, 2008

Faggot arse

Faggot arse is a term to describe someone who is completely and utterly gay in all aspects of life and is openly cocky about it they will wear different coloured chinos , tank tops , flip flops. And weird hats and call themselves "swag" etc.

"Look at my new purple chinos and swag tank top" shouted the faggot arse

by kingcolm May 25, 2014

Arse Sick

Reffering to extemely messy shits, that when you look down beneath yourself, theres nothing but a bowl of chundered mess.

Deano:"Oooh mate, I wouldn't go in there for a while!"
Luke:" Why not mate?"
Deano:" Well I was just sick out of my arse!!"
Luke:" Ergh Deano! Its OK mate, I've been there 2."

by Andrew Dean May 13, 2005