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boyf mate

A boyfriend who's now more like a flat mate. On days off work he'll occasionally interact with his girlfriend to use the bathroom or ask for food. He's like a pet, needing food and attention at brief points of the day, but apart from that he disappears into his 'man cave.' Preferring to eat alone, he'll abandon his girlfriend after she cooks for him, making up an excuse to leave when she's half way through her meal, usually saying something like, 'i'm going for a smoke.'

Girlfriend feels as if she's joined an obscure religious order where solitary confinement is part of every day life, and forgets how it feels to be in a relationship.
how's your boyfriend, weren't you engaged?

he's not really a boyfriend anymore, more of a boyf mate.

oh, sorry to hear that.
by artdecolamphead August 20, 2013
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Mates

by SitaMegaBaller68 November 22, 2021
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stevo-mate

the most aussie dude out there. sniffing milo since 04. he knows the browns
oi stevo-mate did u root that sheila from last night
by PRESTO'S 4TH LEG June 2, 2019
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Fucking cheers mate

Guy - "I just cleaned your car for free."

Me - " Fucking Cheers Mate!"
by BornProdigy July 23, 2016
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Mate

What’s up, mate?” Said the Australian man.
by IAmTheOneWhoShits November 8, 2024
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animals mating

animals mating

mating

what is mating

having sex
by chris ya boy January 22, 2018
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rubber mate

The only friend you have left because you have accomplished making fun of everyone around you.
My rubber mate will be my best friend, my only friend.
by Mammagurl February 15, 2017
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