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Notch 8

A short fat person of any sex with no neck (A Notch 8) who thinks they’re entitled to corporate validations through the means of sexual favours. Unfortunately no one is willing to accept the favours.
Hi my name is _____ and I’ve just been awarded Notch 8. I’ll suck your dick or eat my own ass for employee of the month.

No thanks, please return to your work area.”
by Philosophyforthepeople October 3, 2025
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Noice

its the same as nice, just what some people pronounce it as. its kinda cringy.
Person 1: We're going on a holiday
Person 2: Noice.
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When the weather is so cold the moisture in the nose cause frozen nose hairs.
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Knob notching

The practice of scanning the male participants of an office gathering in order to imagine, and score/rate their penis.
She secretly indulged in some Knob notching during the team meeting and decided to award her manager with the highest score of 9/10.
by KJBB February 19, 2009
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Top notch

top notch, another word to replace "amazing"
Sex with her is top notch, my soccer skills are top notch, her vagina is top notch.
by PewPewshots August 31, 2017
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top notch hoe

"Top notch hoes get the most not the lesser"
by LongStroke69 August 18, 2018
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Ghost Notch

A unit on notches based on chicks that wanted to and could have banged but couldn't because of timing,being in a relationship/married ect.
"She totally wanted to bang but i have chalk her up on the ghost notch list"
by Dirtymike2488 September 9, 2018
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