by Steak'n'Cheeto March 08, 2011
by Haaaaaaaam September 23, 2021
by julifuckingjoybitches July 17, 2017
When someone gives a shitty excuse as for why he can't attend an event. The adult equivalent of "my dog ate my homework", transparent.
by Noiryx March 03, 2018
by Steak daddy July 10, 2018
Steak Fried Rice is good.
by mr man the science man April 15, 2023
The phallic, meaty, sexy surplus piece of meat which hangs from just below his torso and used to administer baby batter to a host. Also scientifically known as a penis, dick, todger, willy, pecker. The term steak sabre tends to be reserved for penises with generously wide shafts, hefty circumferences, and stunning lengths. A weapon truly designed and built from the ground up, for sex.
"Cripes John, did you clock the todger on Darnell yesterday in the locker room?"
"Todger?! It was a weapon of mass production mate, that's a genuine, certified steak sabre!"
"Todger?! It was a weapon of mass production mate, that's a genuine, certified steak sabre!"
by Spunkmeister Joe October 06, 2013