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Probably sits in his room thinking about the girl he never had sex with before his dad left. He spends most of his time playing video games to forget about the mental pain that comes with being a virgin. He also has a bit of chub and is probably gay.Also is a slut for Hardey's.
Noah beats his meat to the loli hentai because he is sad.
Noah by I'm in hell November 9, 2019
A person who has a tiny dick and likes to suck balls
Wow there’s noah

he such a ball
Noah by Panda boy 13 November 16, 2019
Noah is so sweet. He is funny and cute with the most gorgeous eyes. He hides his sadness behind a smile. He is so funny and can cheer you up. You can have a deep conversation with him and it won't change your friendship. He would be a great couple with an Aquarius.
girl 1: Noah has stunning eyes
girl 2: yeah I suppose so, you 2 would make a great couple.
noah by personinthisworldthing October 14, 2019
noah is a hoe at first he’s lovely and sweet but then he fucks around with any girl he meets after you breakup and he will get caught multiple times drinking alcohol and smoking weed and get sent to a mental hospital
noah is an asshole.
Noah by thehoeeebitchhh October 21, 2019
Noah is a sweet entertaining person. Loves to play video games. Gets mad very easily. Beautiful eyes. Great boyfriend. Sucks at keeping secrets, sometimes. Very attractive. Fun person to spend time with. Will have fun and laugh around till something serious happens. A bit of a trouble maker. Independent for the most part. Smart. Hella hot.
Girl one: who's that
Girl two: that's Noah

Girl one: I call him
Noah by iluvcarrots333 October 25, 2019
The biggest legend in all of the universe the amount of pussy this man gets is insane you know people like Leonardo DiCaprio you know how he gets a lot of pussy well Noah gets 10x the amount the man's big dick energy is mental his dick is a reported 12 inches long when you look in ancient hyroglyphics you can see visions of the god that is Noah
Jim: hey yo I'm about to go get some mad pussy dude

Jon: yeah right nothing to what the god Noah gets
Noah by Anthony juul October 29, 2019