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Fat Musta

A phallus. A descriptive way for describing anatomically enormous wood or schlong.

Made famous by rapper Drake in the song “Hours in Silence” on his collaborative album “Her Loss” with 21 Savage.
She still fit that shit in her gut somehow, the fat musta went in her butt somehow.
by D.O. November 8, 2022
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Painted the mustache

A cheeks to cheeks passing of gas straight over the face of some unsuspecting victim.
Sitting relaxing and all unawares, Casey suddeny took a massive methane face load when bean-powered Baily spun and painted the mustache as he passed.
by Dropping Deuces of 262 December 13, 2012
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Tootsie Roll Mustache

(noun) Fecal mater on your upper lip obtained after performing anal cunnilingus (Often in the form of a Tootsie Roll Canoli)
Bieber was giving me some good Tootsie Roll Canoli and I gave him a little Tootsie Roll Mustache in return.
by admirallenny November 6, 2014
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Burning off my mustache

1) Performing oral sex onto a female.
2) Eating our a woman and having your mustache burnt off by the acidic properties of pussy juice.
1: I'm burning off my mustache tonight!
2: Dope!
by Radzid July 4, 2014
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Red Man Mustache

The act of performing oral sex on a woman with a mouthful of chewing Tobacco while she is menstruating. The individual performing the oral sex may not spit out the tobacco and must hold it in their mouth or spit inside their partner.

If performed correctly The individual will have a reddish brown mustache and/or goatee from the blood mixing with Tobacco spit.

Hence the name "Red Man Mustache"
Did you hear that Lee got himself a Red Man Mustache the other night?
by Thereis1 September 15, 2017
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Crank the mustard

A better term for a good ol fashion handjob.
by Jcfire233 November 9, 2017
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chocolate milk mustache

When you eat out a girls ass and have shit on your upper lips
He just ate her ass and now he has a chocolate milk mustache
by Bigd4ddy69 May 21, 2018
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