el mucho ding dong

Montego Wheeler

El Mucho Ding Dong lol 10 inches long bitchhhhhhhh

by Not Montego March 6, 2014

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Muchado

Some shit you call you're friends cause they dont know what it means.

A: Yooo
B: YAAAOOO BRAAA
A: YOOOO UR A FN MUCHADO BRO
B: NAH IM NOT A MUCHADO
A: NAHHHH U R BRA TRUST ME BRA U MUCHADO YO

by Grega Gee January 31, 2009

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Dos Muchos

Too Much.
comes from a mistranslation from english to spanish. literal translation: "two much"

She is doing dos muchos with all that make-up. (As in, she is going overboard to try to impress others)

by Chuggs619 August 13, 2008

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When a Mexican amigo (lawn worker) woos you into the back of his 1992 camaro to rape you violently in the ass using gasoline as a lubricant and then proceeds to shit on your back and massage it in with his feet and/or penis in no particular order.

Patrick Swayze: So, Gertrude, what were you up to last night? You look distressed and smell of fear, gasoline, and shit.

Gertrude: Well, Patrick, I'm glad you asked. I was walking home from the gynocologist and I was feeling rather fresh. This lawn worker presented himself to me naked and dragged me into his 1992 camaro.

Patrick Swayze: Please! Go on!

Gertrude: Thanks Patrick. Well he performed a terrifying "Messy Muchacho" that left me speechless and incredibly violated.

Patrick Swayze: Would you recommend this "Messy Muchacho" that you speak so fondly of?

Gertrude: Um...Patrick, I was brutally raped. Nothing about that was fond. Why do you mock such a sensitive subject?

Patrick Swayze: Because I have nothing better to do than imagine you greased up in gasoline.

by team raunchy prostitute October 16, 2008

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