Morbius

I'm watching Morbius.

Hym "It's a shame that I have to actually sit here and watch Morbius because the rest of you can't be trusted to lie about whether or not it's good out of spite. But... Here I sit. Watching Mobius. Brain pressurized to the maximum! 🧠 Brainz. That's what Morbius should eat instead of blood. Which is what he does. He EATS blood. Right? Because if you can EAT tomato soup... Then you can EAT blood. He doesn't DRINK blood. Blood is FOOD to him and, therefore, he EATS it. It isn't a beverage. Vampires EAT blood. That's a FACT!"

by Hym Iam March 18, 2025

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Morbidly obese curiosity

To be such a fat fuck that you must try every item on the menu of a restaurant

That fridge has a morbidly obese curiosity

by Packagebowl January 31, 2026

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Morbid Zoo

It's like, a zoo, right? but its full of morbid shit. So much morbid. So much shit. And yet, it fucks. Morbid Zoo fucks.

Of course I let him fuck me - he likes Morbid Zoo!

What are we, some kind of Morbid Zoo?

Its MorbidZooin' time!

by the_time's_come_and_so_have_I June 26, 2025

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Morbid Zoo

It's like a zoo, right? But it's full of morbid shit. Mmmm, so much morbid ... so much shit. So much zoo! And yet, it fucks. The Morbid Zoo fucks - hard.

Of course I let him fuck me, he likes the Morbid Zoo!

What are we, some kind of Morbid Zoo?

It's Morbidzooin' Time!

by the_time's_come_and_so_have_I June 26, 2025

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