Monk/Nun Budget

The kind of budgets people will come up for you when they want you to move to an expensive town. The name comes from the fact that the people are only factoring in basic expenses such as rent, utilities, and maybe a car payment. This assumes that you live like a monk or nun, because they seem to figure that you never go out and eat very little or not at all.
I was duped into moving to that fancy resort town by being shown a budget that made it look like I could afford to live there. This was a true monk/nun budget because as soon as my car broke down I was out of luck.
by New English July 01, 2010
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Monke Curse

When a person sends a monke emoji on any platform, he/she will become sick due to the old ancient curse.
Person 1: Look at this :monke: (Emoji)
Person 2: NO!!!!
Person 1: "Sick due to Monke Curse"
by Gamblersheaven January 12, 2021
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big monk

a big monk
thas a big monk
by fjinfdaibnfdibndpibnsfgbfsg September 15, 2022
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Fire Monke Supreme Leader

hey its me Dominick the fire monke supreme leader yeah thats me
everyone stop being pussys and bow down to the Fire Monke Supreme leader
by Fire Monke Supreme Leader February 25, 2021
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None Humanity Monke

When monke is lose all Humanity and makes all men praise him and makes them play pokemon so they can learn how to catch some bitches
I am love this none humanity monke he made me learn how to catch bitches
by January 24, 2022
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pp monke

A man with a HUGE cock ( not as big as Ryuktard’s tho ) and he is very cute and hot.
Look at pp monke I want him to stuff my bussy like a doughnut.
by Beerustard March 08, 2021
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