Minniemize

What Mickey Mouse's main squeeze tries to do regarding the potential damage from an argument or other negative event.

Dr. Phil often makes mountains out of molehills when it comes to do social issues dat he features on his shows; he should take a cue from Mickey's girlfriend and try to Minniemize da damage, rather than blowing it all out of proportion.

by QuacksO March 9, 2021

Minnesota

The forgotten snowy state.

"Hey dude, Do you know what Minnesota is ?"
"The fuck is that? Is that a real place?"
"I don't fucking know."

by I_Hate_Onions February 8, 2021

Minnesota skin disease

It’s when you shit on your S/O stomach and spread it around, they then go outside and let it freeze, then they come back inside and you peel it off with your finger nails

Gave my girl the Minnesota Skin Disease last night. She almost died of hypothermia.

by Alrfred sickle boi February 11, 2021

Minnesota Stomp Cock

Getting your Urethra filled in with fresh snow and then getting your penis stomped on by steel-toed boots.

Bon Jovi got the old Minnesota Stomp Cock treatment for being late to lineups.

by Ryan9877654 March 31, 2021

MINNIEAPPOLIS

A new planned UTOPIA located in and around BLOOMINGTON MN. The new spot for DISNEY and APPLE joint venture possibility to build AI LAND and AI VULGAR LAND together as ask DONALD DUCK AND DONALD DICK.

This I think maybe a TARGET goal for ALEX as to have time out of CALIFORNIA to build this perfect UTOPIA called MINNIEAPPOLIS.

by PEDOPHILE SHITEATER March 31, 2021

Minnie Donnellys

A old house converted by three hefty farm gals into a raging sesh spot. Settled in the arse crack of johnswell, surrounded by nothing except woods and a convicted peedo..oh and of course Marie. She supply’s a toilet, fags, cheeky bag of treble crunch and ofc an unreal disco experience. Minnie Donnelly’s is the place to be!

“I don’t drink to loosen up, I drink to get FUCKED-Brennbox” You let all your worries away when you go to Minnie Donnellys.

“Sesh at Minnies?” The instigating question for a sesh at Minnie Donnellys.

“Lads anyone bring the batteries for the fairy lights, Minnies is awful dark without them” You must bring your own form of power if you are going to survive Minnie Donnellys.

“Minnie Donnellys doesn’t need a toilet, what do you think the river is for” It is a place that puts nature to the test.

by The Locals April 25, 2021

Minnesota Snuggle

It is when a man sits on a toilet to deficate. While the female rides his cock. So while male releases his bowles and nut sack into female at the same time.

This morning I sat down to take a dumb when my girlfriend decided to give me a minnesota Snuggle.

by Bitchtits32459 May 2, 2021