Midget Circus

A giant orgy of clown midgets performing acrobatics.

Brandon had a real midget circus going on in his room last night

by Toadtsool October 22, 2023

midget in the oven

when a midget gives a rimjob to a woman with abnormaly large ass cheeks, and gets gets stuck.

Did you hear kim kardashian got a midget in the oven?

by Antisepticeye&Darkiplier August 04, 2017

Midget among dwarfs

Just posting this definition to point out that the expression predates Family Guy by decades, having at least appeared in Paul Schrader's 1971 essay "Notes on Film Noir".

Ralph Meeker, in his best performance, plays Hammer, a midget among dwarfs.

by schraderpaul April 01, 2022

midget dunk

attempting to produce a sucessful layup, but hitting the under side of the rim or backboard resulting in you or who ever is standing in that certain area gets hit in the face by the ball

Shane has some amazing midget dunks

by Nicecheeks May 28, 2014

wrist midgets

The act of pleasing ones self sexually to fruition.

Hold on, I need to crank out a few wrist midgets before I go out.

by Justin Sears June 29, 2008

Midget Porn

Legal child porn.

You like child porn but don’t want to be arrested? Watch Midget porn.

by Graci3.a_ September 06, 2022

Fidget-Midget

The Fidget-midgets are the most stoked creatures on this planet right now, with the most collected fidgets, and the highest fidget knowledge.

Oh, look! There goes one of those Fidget-midgets! He will bless you with fidget lore!

by Lord Fidget May 23, 2017