Samsonite meeting

A pointless meeting, waste of time

Andy - Dude went to that Samsonite meeting the other day

Traci - How was it?

Andy - 30 minutes i'll never get back!

by hornetnelly1 April 16, 2010

French office meeting

Verb: The act of a lady being in the middle stall of a restroom, getting fucked in the mouth via 1 glory hole, and getting fucked in the cooch or ass via another glory hole.

If a man is in that middle position, that's called a Roman Salute.

I'm on my period, so I used the rear end for the french office meeting. Unfortunately, I also ate taco bell, so he got some poop noodle.

by Velvet Condoms January 25, 2025

Meeting with the chief

Verb. The act of going to the bathroom in search of privacy to have a bowel movement.

"Please excuse me while I have a meeting with the chief."

by Tony Stark 6 June 12, 2014

monthly meetings

weak

weak, monthly meetings

by Tad Poles May 26, 2010

Public Meeting

A meeting between too people in public. A pre-private meeting. Getting coffee, going to a movie, and going out to dinner, are all public meetings. An outing. Women call them dates.

I am going on a public meeting tonight with a sexy lady.

by Devon Parsons March 16, 2009

Beep To Beep Means You Are Ready To Meet

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now a "beep to beep means you are ready to meet".

by Abreathofaversaillian January 13, 2025

brain meeting

when guys go into a room and have a deep talk with their balls out. no dicks though or that would be gay

she broke my heart, brain meeting in my room in 10

by djroastbeef February 13, 2021