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mobile lesbian

Two ladies that can't be together in person. So they call each other up and play mobile lesbians . Kind of like phone sex but mobile lesbians
Hey I really miss you, I'm going to call you up this evening so that we can both turn on our vibrators and play mobile lesbians .
by Homewrecker April 19, 2018
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Mobile Legends: Bang Bang

A mobile game where most toxic players will tell you to migrate there if you fucked up the game session from an another MOBA game. After entering the game, you'll notice that some features are taken from other games like the hero "Alucard" which has the similar skills with "Riven" from League and "Franco" with "Pudge" from Dota 2.

There's a global chat feature but it's not worth of your time as a lot of Tinder rejects can be spotted within seconds sending phallus-shaped emojis and asking for sex rather than discussing the current happenings or whatever related in the game. Surprisingly, the Hindi (India) channel speaks and communicate with English than the English channel itself.

It's also worth to take note that the game can be considered as pay to win. The emblem system which allow you to give your character different traits depending on what you selected, has levels which mean you can spend money to level them up fast and annihilate some F2P players. Plus the skins can make your characters a little stronger or tougher.

Would I recommend the game? Ehhhh... I'll give it a 5/10, at least the controls are far better than the other MOBA mobile game I've experienced

If you're curious about my game ID: 1605799531 (11936)
(Totally accurate in-game experience)
Junayuno: Hey while we're waiting outside and bored do you wanna play some Mobile Legends: Bang Bang with me?
Nifelime: Yeah sure.
GAME SETUP
Junayuno: Looks like I'm gonna be a midlaner since I main this three-skill-shot-of-death electric mage after all.
Nifelime: Fuck! Someone took jungle, I really want to use Hanzo but shiiittt... Guess I'll be the support/roamer then...
Junayuno: We need a tank, all of our teammates picked squishy low health heroes.
Nifelime: Hmmm... Belerick... nahhh not motivated to use him... Johnson... my left hand feels itchy so no...
Junayuno: Hurry up! You're running out of time.
Nifelime: This should do *picks Angela*
Junayuno: Oh no... fuck it let's just wing it.
GAME STARTS
H0rNyguyXX33: aiey angela bby r u a gurl?
Nifelime: Oi, what are you doing here? You're supposed to be at top lane!
H0rNyguyXX33: okie here's my snap
AlwaysDCunt11: Jungle what are you doing? Kill the turtle you diff!
BerGrilsLuver: I would but there's three of them doing it already!
Junayuno: Hey I need assistance here, their midlaner is strong and I can't take him out!
Nifelime: Lol, you're just a mid... A mid player! Get it? Mid?
Junayuno: Yeah yeah whatever you say now hop on to me so we can kill this guy together!

*after a pause from pointless conversations and so, the game continues*
by Junayuno April 21, 2024
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helium mobile

amir haleem's pet project to try and get rich because he dropped out of college early and hasnt done anything noteworthy but he finna get caught by the SEC or the feds and his eyes are gonna be bulging out of his head bigger than ever
you just dont understand depin bro, im overpaying for a wifi router so I can hope to get my money back by earning rewards adding to the helium mobile network instead of just getting a real job
by illonmaskhm April 25, 2024
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Mnt mobiled

When your WiFi/data disconnects or lags during an activity online
When I was playing the game I got mnt mobiled”
by Tonyboyjj December 20, 2024
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batch mobile

a vehicle used to manufacture methamphetamine,batch mobile
is that a batch mobile or what?
by slugsworth June 1, 2014
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mobile megalodon

A glider released in Chapter 5, Season 3 of the video game Fortnite Battle Royale.
“Bro have you seen that Mobile Megalodon glider in Fortnite?”
by Swim_ July 9, 2024
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steelmamba mobile

cheapest Harley available but owner thinks it's better than sex.
His wife had to keep her car under the elements so he could keep his steelmamba mobile protected in the garage.
by Montana Lyons October 16, 2008
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