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Mississippi Gnarly

A sexual act which leaves its victims either dead, or at minimum, with cripling retardation. In one documented case, a man was left with no memory of who he was, the only words he could summon from his lips (with a great studder) where "Mississippi gnarly" like a sad version of "Groot" or "Hordor". Scientist die each year researching the enchanting act of the Mississippi Gnarly. Researchers have found (after years of research) that the origin of the act was developed in Mississippi. However further evidence points toward the creation of the Mississippi Gnarly occurring on a bedroom floor in eastern Virginia.
"You dont want to get a piece of this, the last man that slept with me got a Mississippi Gnarly"
by Konnie May 7, 2019
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Mississippi kite

A black man handing from a tree.

Commonly used by white people in the Deep South prior to the Civil War.
I was going for a walk through a small town and came across a tree full of Mississippi kites.
by Shlingdaddy February 14, 2024
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Mississippi Lug Nut

When you nut on to a rusty nail and then you put it in to your gay partners dick then suck it out.
Man that Mississippi lug nut was great last night.
by Dicknjsksnxjd October 4, 2019
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Mississippi Mud Palm

When you grab someone else's undergarments, not knowing they're soiled with feces, and get some of their 'mud' on your palm.
He was cleaning her laundry and tossed a pair of her undergarments into the wash but unknowingly got a Mississippi Mud Palm.
by Jimmybrambram April 9, 2025
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Mississippi Muncher

When a gay down syndrome man kidnaps a little boy and turns him upside down and fucks him in the ass.
by Mississippi Muncher69 February 28, 2024
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Mississippi suck fuck

Something the man Cody Suttles would do in the middle of Mississippi
Cody Suttles performed the Mississippi suck fuck
by Yuh smug January 8, 2022
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