Lord Puss

Sexiest man alive, get all the girls, has a 12 meter long wang

Lord Puss is so handsome I would love to sit on his long wang

by Lord Mayor David May 15, 2020

Lord Shitter

One who take hour long shits consistently and makes you wait while laughing to them selfs as their shit crusts to their asshole.

Hey Lord Shitter gonna go let is crust again or are you gonna wipe.

by Eugene Sheizen May 21, 2020

Lord of sharts

Lord of sharts means to be the king of all the sharts that snuck there way through your booty cheeks and in to your underwear.

I am the lord of sharts.

by Lord of sharts July 18, 2020

Lord Hutchington

When a woman is giving you head while you are brushing your teeth

Lads you'll never guess what, last night bae gave me a Lord Hutchington before bed.

by El Cuckos August 5, 2020

Geography Lord

The name says it all

I heard your teacher is a massive geography lord

by Tommypoop August 24, 2020

lord of pussy

a hot jock that gets all the girls and has aids

wow noah is a hot jock and that makes him the lord of pussy

by bigger DlCK DADDY September 13, 2020

lord ben

Nerdy guy who is rich as fuck. Thinks he is the shit but really unpopular. Weird and annoying but he still gets the girls because he is rich. Claims to be literal royalty.

"Why is that loser turning up in a Porsche??"
"Must be a Lord Ben"

by BLANKtheWORDSMITH May 14, 2017