My whore sister became a ramp lizard when she discovered the local truck stops were overrun with lot lizards. She's not doing too well.
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Anna Nicole Smith (age 26) was accused of being a plot lizard, having married J. Howard Marshall (age 89).
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One who preys on the elderly by providing companionship with the hopes of getting put into the will.
See: Lot Lizard, cemetery plot
See: Lot Lizard, cemetery plot
Anna Nicole Smith (age 26) was accused of being a plot lizard, having married J. Howard Marshall (age 89).
by Peantia Galleria August 1, 2016
Get the Plot Lizard mug.Girls that distract guys when they are trying to pay attention to a game or an activity that is happening (basketball,?wrestling, football,etc..)
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Get the Cute lizard mug.A pizzle lizard is alot like a lot lizzard but is a female that can be found near a meth pipe or dope
by Yamahatothegrave June 20, 2017
Get the pizzle lizard mug.If Facebook lizards see little or no value in you then they will delete your friend request. When you try to talk to them in person they run away from you like scared little lizards. They are rude, cold blooded reptiles who size you up as if you are an insect.
She is such a Facebook Lizard! I want to tell her that I am not an insect and ask her if she is a lizard.
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