Lord Shitter

One who take hour long shits consistently and makes you wait while laughing to them selfs as their shit crusts to their asshole.

Hey Lord Shitter gonna go let is crust again or are you gonna wipe.

by Eugene Sheizen May 21, 2020

Lord Calvert

An accident that occurs after imbibing copious amounts of alcohol, preferably Lord Calvert Whisky for a genuine experience.

Be careful out on the rocks! You don't want to slip and have a Lord Calvert! I am not taking you to the hospital!

by Kboomboom June 5, 2018

lord evan

Lord Evan, has style and is the life the party for the most part. Lord Evan is a world traveler. He's got 31 flavors of the week. Lord Evan enjoys reality television and the finest food and drinks. Lord Evan loves his family and dogs. Women flock at the thought of being able to surround themselves with such royalty.

Lord Evan, people want to be him.

by Dland February 15, 2014

lord eamo

A stoner who does fuck all

Person 1:"Yo lord eamo roll a joint"
Lord Eamo:"No fuck that"

by chelseaisaslag August 17, 2015

lord moment

Being dog-water and throwing

Dang joe really pulled a lord moment

by Uberweiss January 18, 2023

Lord’s Dish

Cream of Wheat, butter, and sugar.

Basically a soup.
Dish of lords.

“Hey John, want the Lord’s Dish?”

by syd_is_kewl August 25, 2023

Lord Cuntah

The Lord of Cunts. The Cunt Lord is followed by him Army of Cunts. His army of Cunts all follow him with the aim of becoming the Lord Cuntah and overthrowing their Lord. A Woman may become the Lord Cuntah, however it will then become Lady Cuntah. NO Lord and Lady Cuntah can exist at the same time. There may only be one Cuntah.

Our Lord Cuntah has returned

by Legendkunt November 17, 2020