When a new guy in soccer is so excited to kick the ball they kick it as hard as they can out of the field.
Guy 1: aww man, that kid over there has a huge leg boner.
Guy 2: I know, stupid noobs, they piss me off.
Guy 3: I remember my first leg boner, but I was 5 so its all good.
Guy 2: I know, stupid noobs, they piss me off.
Guy 3: I remember my first leg boner, but I was 5 so its all good.
by ytryf7 October 30, 2011

When, right after a night of great fucking, you try to walk and your legs feel so wobbly that you feel like you are walking on molded jell-o. Most often comes after a great orgasm.
by TheHDIC January 14, 2005

by arelpee May 23, 2006

by tony ripper July 21, 2009

A term used to describe the uncontrollable shaking sensation felt by some women in their legs during or after an extremely pleasing session of love-making.
by TonyGlove October 6, 2007

"Plus if you and Chris made out in public you'd probably have a bunch of leg humpers watching"
"so whats up you little leg humper you?"
"so whats up you little leg humper you?"
by T-JaB February 17, 2003

Teenager's version of cellulite.
When teen girls think they have cellulite but are only developing Gogurt legs...Just being self conscious.
When teen girls think they have cellulite but are only developing Gogurt legs...Just being self conscious.
Girl, "Gosh, i'm so fat and the back of my legs have so much cellulite."
Mom, "NO. Your 14 year old legs are Gogurt Legs. I have 2% fat cottage cheese cellulite on my 42 year old legs."
Mom, "NO. Your 14 year old legs are Gogurt Legs. I have 2% fat cottage cheese cellulite on my 42 year old legs."
by AMAZINGCHICHA! April 5, 2010
