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both hands on my junk

A phrase used to indicate that one is more than competent to deal with a situation and, frankly, they've got this shit handled.

Don't worry about it.
"Well, sounds like you've got it handled."

"OH, I'M HANDLING IT WITH BOTH HANDS ON MY JUNK!"
by lol_words October 3, 2018
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Madders Junk

Some say TotallyMadders Junk in the trunk is soop big he in fact needs 3 super truck trailers to carry it all. A mere act of him crossing the street has to be planned weeks in advance with city planning, traffic department, fire department, emergency reponse unit and the militairy. Legend has it that no female ever left his presence without walking out like a cowboy with tears in her eyes and a huge smile on her face.
by Infallable Word June 11, 2018
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Junk

A fusion of jazz and funk
Red robot : do u listen to junk?
Normal person: ....what?...
by Koppykat November 14, 2019
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Junk puppet

A name given to an individual who will like a puppet can be controlled by drugs or money to jump on anyone's junk.
The 49th man in line spat on the junk puppets gaping arse!
by P4n1k November 20, 2019
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Jayden ran to the ceramic throne to punch out a chunk of rump junk.
by Zonal K October 3, 2019
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Junk Yard Dawgs

The Columbia Football offensive line. A term used on social media by Columbia fans to describe the offensive line who are men amongst boys. Many teams cannot handle the line or the fan section, these people are known as snowflakes.
Stop playing like chihuahuas and start playing like Junk Yard Dawgs”
by Smith.John October 11, 2019
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Junk

its like trash for hard way and more bad way to say
by YouTube guyswild January 4, 2018
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