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Joseph Kony

evil wizard who spends most of his time on-line.
"If there had been a dislike button on facebook, the joseph konys of the world would become extinct"
by RustLaCrap June 17, 2012
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Aaron Joseph Oviedo

Aaron Joseph Oviedo is Brenna Valencia’s boyfriend. They have been dating for a year and they have never been happier. Aaron is so loved and cherished and Brenna hopes he marries her. Aaron is super amazing and plays sports and likes ramen. He has two cats: Ash and Oreo. He likes to eat Brenna’s oreos. Aaron is so sweet and Brenna loves him very much.
“Hey are you Aaron Joseph Oviedo? Wanna date?
by Brenda Balenciaga April 12, 2019
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Tyler Robert Joseph

Tyler is the lead singer of twenty øne pilots best know for songs like Stressed Out, HeavyDirtySoul, and Ride
Mom: what should we name our kid?
dad:hmmmm
mom: i got it! Tyler Robert Joseph!
by Gourtiom March 31, 2017
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St Joseph's Institution

For a catholic school, there are a LOT of gays. That is until you go to year 5 (Junior College) and meet girls where there's a 180 degree change and you become insanely obsessed over them. At 12 30pm, for the duration of 20 seconds, disciplinary action will be taken against anyone who claps or cheers. A picture of our founder, father of the de la salle schools, hangs eerily at the back of the class. Sit on the right side of the classroom, around the third seat from the front, and enjoy his heavenly gaze. So much for cheating on a test. Also, the school is too broke to give you staple bullets during examinations so you spend like 5 minutes panicking as you tie your essay papers. There's a water fountain where you are invited to rest your feet in, a maze, statues, artwork all around. At first glance it seems like a rich school, which is surprising considering the fact that we get little to no financial support from the government. Try our wifi during thunderstorms and feel the pain of our teachers and students. Performing Arts and sports CCAs are stressful, the current principal is an open liverpool fan and the teachers don't shy away from political incorrectness. Overall, great school. Very lively, especially when your favorite teacher starts scolding everyone and makes it into a joke. If you come here as a snowflake, we'll build you up into a man, motivating you through insults, pushes, butt slaps and all round wholesome advice. Seriously though, come here.
Guy 1: St Joseph's Institution (SJI) is better than RI
Guy 2: Yeah fuck those nerds
by guydudeig May 7, 2022
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pulling a "Joseph"

When you are hard at work at your desk, and begin to snooze off. Your head can nod back and forth, even fall completely down. You wake up every once in awhile, but proceed to fall back asleep.
I almost pulled a "Joseph" today...

pulling a "Joseph"
by bigtimebigtime June 28, 2017
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joseph tahir

Has the smallest 🍆 on the planet and usually hangs out with a group of people called Gian, Josue, Muaz, And Jason
by Big dick Gian May 20, 2017
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joseph pennington

No balls. A man who is a pussy. He's scary of people,animals, and any objects. No balls. Only definition.
by #sorrynotsorrykids November 25, 2016
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