JOHAN

a black dude with small nipples but looks hot asf i would smash him any day over women.

HAS A HUGE 36 INCH BIG BLACK PACKET OF CUM

BRO REALLY BEATED HIS NUTS SO HARD HIS DICK WENT INSIDE HIS STOMACH AND NOW THE BELLY BUTTON HAS A FUCKING LONG ASS SAUSAGE

real rwal

johan

by machli pro max December 6, 2023

johannification

The process of turning into a handsome, brilliant intelligent jackass.

During the process of johannification, you experience a large decline in sexual partners. You may also experience diarrhea, insomnia and more. The positives are that you make a lot of money.

by thejellybeanmaster March 4, 2024

Johans Andra Lag

Johans Andra Lag lyder:

"Man måste byta med jämna mellanrum" (det blir tråkigt efter en stund)

Med byta menas att byta flickvän. Det bör ske med jämna mellanrum eftersom det blir tråkigt att vara i ett förhållande med samma muija under en längre tid.

"Enligt Johans Andra Lag börjar det vara dags att byta brud"

by Slavhjulet March 18, 2024

Johanna

Johanna has the biggest gyaat known to history

Johanna has a big gyat

by Asianmaster64 May 3, 2024

johan

johan is a horrible name for an indian boy who probably checks out his shit after he's done with his business.

"Johan! Stop looking at your shit in the toilet! Flush it, wash your hands, and come out!"

by n i g g a #69420 May 14, 2024

Johan

Chinese chappri boy living in india

sells momo in day
takes dick in night

I like to eat from johan
I like to give to johan

by Dormanor June 5, 2024

Johannes

Has a big ass but no fucking dick.

Johannes = Dickless Boy

by MrGofye September 6, 2024