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Boris Johnson

that one kid who brags about getting minge but doesnt get any

the prime minister of the uk

big boz
"stop being such a boris johnson!!"
by theresamaysbignose November 4, 2019
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A Kelsey Johnson

Term to describe your friend's girlfriend's slutty lazy eyes female roommate that is known to hop on other fellas' "Johnson".
Damn bro, your girl's roomie is acting like A Kelsey Johnson again.
by Annon2019 March 25, 2019
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Boris Johnson

Full name: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

An absolute idiot who’s slightly better than Donald Trump. He can’t follow his own rules however and was the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland from 2019 to 2022 when everyone in his cabinet resigned for allowing sexual assaulter Chris Pincher into his Cabinet
Teacher: Is using their phone in class
Student: You Boris Johnson!
by CatRyBou August 20, 2023
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Mollie Johnson

(n.) someone who smells like eggs
Ew, that guy smells putrid. He's a total Mollie Johnson!
by jolliemohnson September 27, 2018
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Trumping the Johnson

When someone says something absurd, to cover up or distract from something else absurd that was said or done earlier.
Trump tweeted something stupid on Monday, thus Trumping the Johnson over his tweet from Friday night.

Boris Johnson rambled on about buses in the interview in order to distract people from the lies about the NHS that were on buses.
by Brazillionaire July 27, 2019
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Drew Johnson

I came home last night and gave my girlfriend the Drew Johnson
by 2pointwhoa November 22, 2020
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johnson steamboat

When you put your girl on your cock and spin her around
Man we hooked up for so long last night that I had to pull out the Johnson steamboat
by John David Barwin July 15, 2017
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